Have you ever been harmlessly chatting up someone at a bar, sharing drinks and a possible common hobby, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere...BAM, they feel the irrepressible need to introduce themselves, complete with a hand shake and their retarded ass name.
And it's not even like their name is bad for, say, a company lunch function or street fair; it's just unacceptable for happy hour.
The name has to match the mood, ya know? You can't say "Hey, I'm Sandy!" or "Nice to meet you, the name's Glenn" after 3 beers in a dive bar without instantly killing someone's buzz.
No es bueno.
My favorite go-to happy hour name is Liza. It's sexy, concise, easy to remember, and hopefully won't bring up too many execrable images of a 60 year old in drag belting out showtunes.
to sum up:
No's: Pete, Nancy, Melissa, Damien, anything that starts with a Y
Yes': Veronika, Adam, Sam, Christian, Cara, Norah
the name sam is a HUGE NO!
ReplyDeletehahhahaah MEG YOU ARE SO FUNNY. i cant even handle it. your words are pure perfection.
ReplyDeleteI hate the names : Becky, Heather, Patricia, Mostly anything that starts with a J